What's Your Office Survival Style?

5 questions. Zero performance reviews.

It's Monday morning. Your first thought is:

😩 Already counting down to Friday
💀 Time to crush it (and by 'it' I mean my soul)
👀 Let me check if anyone noticed I'm late
📧 Another day, another meeting that should've been an email

Your ideal desk accessory is:

🚫 A 'Do Not Disturb' sign that's always on
📅 A calendar counting days until retirement
🎧 Headphones (music optional, avoidance mandatory)
☕ A mug that says exactly how I feel about Mondays

When someone says 'Let's circle back,' you:

💨 Feel a small part of your soul leave your body
🎯 Add it to your corporate buzzword bingo card
🔥 Wonder if this is what purgatory feels like
✍️ Start mentally drafting your resignation letter

Your relationship with your work inbox is:

📬 3,847 unread and thriving
😰 Constant anxiety disguised as productivity
🕳️ I've achieved inbox zero (of hope)
👻 We have an understanding: I ignore it, it haunts me

Your dream Friday afternoon involves:

🏃 A 2pm 'appointment' that lasts until Monday
🦄 Actually finishing work early (a rare myth)
🖥️ Staring blankly at a screen until it's socially acceptable to leave
🍺 Happy hour where I roast my company with coworkers