Bandwidth Broken, Still Operating | Corporate Grind Tee

Bandwidth Broken, Still Operating

"Bandwidth Broken, Still Operating". Disrupting the T-shirt space with unprecedented nonsense.

This is not just a T-shirt. it is the official uniform of the overcommitted and under-resourced. Proof that your brain’s buffering, but somehow, the emails keep coming.

Part of the Burnout collection. running on empty, dressed in style.

Why This T-Shirt Works

• Moves the needle on wearable satire
• Circles back to what really matters
• Takes conversations offline (in the best way)
• Aligns with your core values of nonsense

Details

• Soft-feel unisex tee that is comfortable enough for long workdays and lazy weekends
• Mid-weight fabric. ideal for layering under hoodies or blazers
• Unisex fit. generally true to size; choose one size up for a looser, slouchy feel
• Clean print designed to keep its look with the right care

Care

• Machine wash cold, inside out with like colors
• Tumble dry low or hang dry
• Do not iron directly on the printed area

Shipping & Returns (Executive Summary)

• Each shirt is printed on demand and usually enters production within 2-3 business days
• Most US orders arrive in 3-8 business days after they ship (international orders can take longer)
• If your order shows up damaged, misprinted, or not what you ordered, email us within 7 days and we will review and resolve it according to our Return & Refund Policy
• Because everything is made to order, we generally do not accept returns for change of mind or wrong size, so please double-check the size guide before purchasing

You can find full details in our Shipping Policy and Return & Refund Policy in the site footer.

Premium cotton blend. Unisex sizing. Machine washable (unlike your calendar).

Corporate Grind™. Acknowledged.

Mockup images are digital previews. Actual print placement and size may vary slightly by garment size and production tolerances.