Deliverables Optional, Sanity Mandatory | Corporate Grind Tee

Deliverables Optional, Sanity Mandatory

Deliverables Optional, Sanity Mandatory is the quiet anthem for those who know when to push back and when to protect their fragile minds. If your to-do list is a polite suggestion and your sanity is non-negotiable, welcome to the club.

In the endless parade of meetings where action items multiply like rabbits, this shirt nods to the passive rebel who quietly prioritizes mental survival over mindless productivity. Because sometimes, the best deliverable is just showing up with your sanity intact, even if the spreadsheets remain untouched.

Part of the Burnout Brigade collection, this tee champions those walking the fine line between corporate expectations and personal well-being, reminding everyone that sanity is, indeed, mandatory.

Why This T-Shirt Works

• Perfect for the cubicle crusader who values mental health over micromanagement
• Signals to co-workers that deliverables may be optional, but sanity is not
• Ideal for passive rebels who survive the grind with dry humor and self-deprecation
• Because sometimes the best project is staying sane while everything else falls apart

Use code FIRSTGRIND at checkout for 20% off your first order. Because surviving another quarter deserves a reward.

Corporate Grind. Deliver your sanity, not just your deliverables.

Details

• Soft-feel unisex tee that is comfortable enough for long workdays and lazy weekends
• Mid-weight fabric, ideal for layering under hoodies or blazers
• Unisex fit, generally true to size; choose one size up for a looser, slouchy feel
• Clean print designed to keep its look with the right care

Care

• Machine wash cold, inside out with like colors
• Tumble dry low or hang dry
• Do not iron directly on the printed area

Shipping & Returns (Executive Summary)

• Each shirt is printed on demand and usually enters production within 2-3 business days
• Most US orders arrive in 3-8 business days after they ship (international orders can take longer)
• If your order shows up damaged, misprinted, or not what you ordered, email us within 7 days and we will review and resolve it according to our Return & Refund Policy
• Because everything is made to order, we generally do not accept returns for change of mind or wrong size, so please double-check the size guide before purchasing

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