I FIXED THE PRINTER NOW IT'S ON FIRE | Corporate Grind Tee

I FIXED THE PRINTER NOW IT'S ON FIRE

"I FIXED THE PRINTER NOW IT'S ON FIRE". Quietly doing the bare minimum since 9 AM.

This is not just a T-shirt. it is proof that your tech skills come with a free side of chaos. Because why settle for a jammed printer when you can have a literal office emergency?

Part of the Meeting Survivors collection. for warriors who survived another meeting that could have been an email.

Why This T-Shirt Works

• A polite (but clear) message about your capacity
• Perfect for setting boundaries without HR involvement
• Minimalist design that speaks volumes
• Great talking point when someone asks for 'one more quick thing'

Details

• Soft-feel unisex tee that is comfortable enough for long workdays and lazy weekends
• Mid-weight fabric. ideal for layering under hoodies or blazers
• Unisex fit. generally true to size; choose one size up for a looser, slouchy feel
• Clean print designed to keep its look with the right care

Care

• Machine wash cold, inside out with like colors
• Tumble dry low or hang dry
• Do not iron directly on the printed area

Shipping & Returns (Executive Summary)

• Each shirt is printed on demand and usually enters production within 2-3 business days
• Most US orders arrive in 3-8 business days after they ship (international orders can take longer)
• If your order shows up damaged, misprinted, or not what you ordered, email us within 7 days and we will review and resolve it according to our Return & Refund Policy
• Because everything is made to order, we generally do not accept returns for change of mind or wrong size, so please double-check the size guide before purchasing

You can find full details in our Shipping Policy and Return & Refund Policy in the site footer.

Premium cotton blend. Unisex sizing. Machine washable (unlike your calendar).

Corporate Grind™. We are in this together. Unfortunately.

Mockup images are digital previews. Actual print placement and size may vary slightly by garment size and production tolerances.