Investing in AI, Divesting in Humans | Corporate Grind Tee

Investing in AI, Divesting in Humans

Investing in AI, Divesting in Humans perfectly captures the bittersweet truth of today’s corporate strategy meetings. You watch the budget slides and wonder when your next performance review will be automated out of existence.

Somewhere between “synergy” and “disruption,” the company funnels millions into artificial intelligence while quietly downsizing the very humans who used to keep the gears turning. This tee is the resigned anthem for those who see the future clearly: less water cooler chats, more algorithmic efficiency.

Part of the Ai Friend Or Foe collection, where cutting-edge technology meets old-school existential dread.

Why This T-Shirt Works

• Perfect for awkward lunch conversations about your soon-to-be robot colleague
• Signals your acceptance of the human cost behind corporate innovation
• Made for anyone who has stared blankly during a budget meeting and felt the slow fade
• Because sometimes the best investment is in your sense of ironic style

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Corporate Grind. Keep your circuits sharp, even if the humans are not.

Details

• Soft-feel unisex tee that is comfortable enough for long workdays and lazy weekends
• Mid-weight fabric, ideal for layering under hoodies or blazers
• Unisex fit, generally true to size; choose one size up for a looser, slouchy feel
• Clean print designed to keep its look with the right care

Care

• Machine wash cold, inside out with like colors
• Tumble dry low or hang dry
• Do not iron directly on the printed area

Shipping & Returns (Executive Summary)

• Each shirt is printed on demand and usually enters production within 2-3 business days
• Most US orders arrive in 3-8 business days after they ship (international orders can take longer)
• If your order shows up damaged, misprinted, or not what you ordered, email us within 7 days and we will review and resolve it according to our Return & Refund Policy
• Because everything is made to order, we generally do not accept returns for change of mind or wrong size, so please double-check the size guide before purchasing

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