Looking busy is my cardio | Corporate Grind Tee

Looking busy is my cardio.

Looking busy is my cardio.

In the grand theater of open offices and endless meetings, the true workout is the subtle dance of keyboard clacking and strategically timed sighs. Who needs actual exercise when you can break a sweat just pretending to be indispensable? This is for the checked out realist who knows that sometimes the best way to survive the day is by perfecting the illusion of hustle.

Part of the Productivity Theater collection, exposing the daily performance we call work and reminding you that sometimes, the act matters more than the outcome.

Why This T-Shirt Works

• Perfect for those marathon Zoom calls where nodding furiously is a sport
• Provides comedic relief to anyone who knows that "busy" is often just a mood
• Ideal for the professional who has embraced the fine art of strategic disengagement
• Because who says pretending is not a legitimate form of fitness?

Use code FIRSTGRIND at checkout for 20% off your first order. Because surviving another quarter deserves a reward.

Corporate Grind. Keep faking it until the next coffee break.

Details

• Soft-feel unisex tee that is comfortable enough for long workdays and lazy weekends
• Mid-weight fabric, ideal for layering under hoodies or blazers
• Unisex fit, generally true to size; choose one size up for a looser, slouchy feel
• Clean print designed to keep its look with the right care

Care

• Machine wash cold, inside out with like colors
• Tumble dry low or hang dry
• Do not iron directly on the printed area

Shipping & Returns (Executive Summary)

• Each shirt is printed on demand and usually enters production within 2-3 business days
• Most US orders arrive in 3-8 business days after they ship (international orders can take longer)
• If your order shows up damaged, misprinted, or not what you ordered, email us within 7 days and we will review and resolve it according to our Return & Refund Policy
• Because everything is made to order, we generally do not accept returns for change of mind or wrong size, so please double-check the size guide before purchasing

You can find full details in our Shipping Policy and Return & Refund Policy in the site footer.