Monday just asked if I'm okay. I'm not | Corporate Grind Tee

Monday just asked if I am okay. I am not.

Monday just asked if I am okay. I am not. Because when the week’s loudest interrogator checks in, you know exhaustion has officially set up camp.

That moment when Monday acts like a concerned coworker but really just wants to remind you that the calendar has no mercy. The coffee is lukewarm, the inbox unrelenting, and your spirit has quietly filed a resignation letter. This tee is the perfect armor for anyone navigating the relentless early-week interrogation with deadpan honesty.

Part of the Calendar Chaos collection, this shirt captures the silent scream of days that refuse to cooperate and calendars that timetable your slow demise.

Why This T-Shirt Works

• For those who endure Monday’s fake concern while plotting their escape
• Injects dark humor into the ritual of weekly burnout
• Ideal for corporate survivors who have mastered the art of deadpan expression
• A wearable eye-roll that says more than words ever could

Use code FIRSTGRIND at checkout for 20% off your first order. Because surviving another quarter deserves a reward.

Corporate Grind. When Monday wants to chat, you wear the truth.

Details

• Soft-feel unisex tee that is comfortable enough for long workdays and lazy weekends
• Mid-weight fabric, ideal for layering under hoodies or blazers
• Unisex fit, generally true to size; choose one size up for a looser, slouchy feel
• Clean print designed to keep its look with the right care

Care

• Machine wash cold, inside out with like colors
• Tumble dry low or hang dry
• Do not iron directly on the printed area

Shipping & Returns (Executive Summary)

• Each shirt is printed on demand and usually enters production within 2-3 business days
• Most US orders arrive in 3-8 business days after they ship (international orders can take longer)
• If your order shows up damaged, misprinted, or not what you ordered, email us within 7 days and we will review and resolve it according to our Return & Refund Policy
• Because everything is made to order, we generally do not accept returns for change of mind or wrong size, so please double-check the size guide before purchasing

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