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PASSIVE LAYOFF: WHEN THEY MAKE THE OFFICE SO MISERABLE YO... | Corporate Grind Tee

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Why You'll Love It
  • Soft, breathable premium cotton
  • True-to-size, relaxed fit
  • Pre-shrunk — no surprises after wash
  • Designed for corporate survivors
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PASSIVE LAYOFF: WHEN THEY MAKE THE OFFICE SO MISERABLE YOU QUIT YOURSELF.

"PASSIVE LAYOFF: WHEN THEY MAKE THE OFFICE SO MISERABLE YOU QUIT YOURSELF.". For those who have mastered the art of strategic disengagement.

This is not just a T-shirt. it is a eulogy for your disappearing motivation. Because nothing says “job security” like being gently pushed out by soul-crushing meetings and microwave mystery smells.

Part of the RTO Pain collection. forced back to the office, fashion stays rebellious.

Why This T-Shirt Works

  • Communicates your priorities without saying a word
  • Ideal for days when words fail you
  • Reduces unnecessary follow-ups
  • Makes your availability crystal clear

Details

  • Soft-feel unisex tee that is comfortable enough for long workdays and lazy weekends
  • Mid-weight fabric. ideal for layering under hoodies or blazers
  • Unisex fit. generally true to size; choose one size up for a looser, slouchy feel
  • Clean print designed to keep its look with the right care

Care

  • Machine wash cold, inside out with like colors
  • Tumble dry low or hang dry
  • Do not iron directly on the printed area

Shipping & Returns (Executive Summary)

  • Each shirt is printed on demand and usually enters production within 2-3 business days
  • Most US orders arrive in 3-8 business days after they ship (international orders can take longer)
  • If your order shows up damaged, misprinted, or not what you ordered, email us within 7 days and we will review and resolve it according to our Return & Refund Policy
  • Because everything is made to order, we generally do not accept returns for change of mind or wrong size, so please double-check the size guide before purchasing

You can find full details in our Shipping Policy and Return & Refund Policy in the site footer.

Premium cotton blend. Unisex sizing. Machine washable (unlike your calendar).

Corporate Grind™. Misery loves company. And cotton tees.


Mockup images are digital previews. Actual print placement and size may vary slightly by garment size and production tolerances.

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PASSIVE LAYOFF: WHEN THEY MAKE THE OFFICE SO MISERABLE YO... | Corporate Grind Tee
PASSIVE LAYOFF: WHEN THEY MAKE THE OFFICE SO MISERABLE YO... | Corporate Grind Tee
Black·Small $29.99

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Product Information

  • Premium quality print
  • Vibrant, long-lasting colors
  • DTG printed in USA
  • Perfect for office rebels
Material
  • 100% ring-spun cotton
  • Soft, breathable fabric
  • Pre-shrunk for consistent fit
Care Instructions
  • Machine wash cold, inside out
  • Tumble dry low
  • Do not bleach
  • Iron on reverse if needed

Unisex relaxed fit. True to size. Gildan Softstyle 64000.

Between sizes? We recommend sizing up for optimal comfort.

  • Order today — arrives in 5–8 business days
  • Free shipping on orders over $50
  • Ships from USA
  • Tracking provided via email

Made-to-order. Please allow 2-3 business days for production.

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