Sorry, No Bandwidth for Your BS. Corporate Grind Tee

"Sorry, No Bandwidth for Your BS"

Sometimes the corporate world says more about itself than any performance review ever could. This design captures that beautiful tension between what work should be and what it actually is. Wear it on Casual Friday. Wear it on your day off. Wear it as a quiet act of rebellion against the open-plan office.

🎯 Perfect For:

• Anyone who has survived a "quick sync" that lasted 2 hours
• Remote workers perfecting the art of looking busy on camera
• Corporate survivors who laugh so they do not cry
• The friend who needs this more than they know

👕 Premium Quality:

• Gildan Softstyle 64000. Ultra-soft ring-spun cotton with a modern, comfortable fit
• True-to-size unisex cut. Relaxed fit perfect for all body types
• Fabric: 100% ring-spun cotton (Heather colors: cotton/poly blend)
• Print: Vibrant DTG (Direct-to-Garment) full-color print that will not crack, peel, or fade
• Weight: 4.5 oz/yd² lightweight. Ideal for layering or wearing solo

📏 Size Guide:

Unisex sizing runs true to standard US sizes. When in doubt, size up for a more relaxed fit. Check our size chart for detailed measurements.

🧺 Care Instructions:

• Machine wash cold, inside out
• Tumble dry low or hang dry
• Do not iron directly on design
• Do not bleach

Part of the Always On collection. Corporate Grind apparel for those who get it.

Print-on-demand: Made to order with care. Please allow 3-7 business days for production.