
Surviving Not Thriving Here | Corporate Grind Tee
Surviving Not Thriving Here
Surviving Not Thriving Here
Meetings drag on like a slow-motion car crash, and your motivational posters have started to feel like ironic wall art. Forget growth hacks or passion projects; this tee honors the honest art of clocking in and clocking out with as little emotional investment as possible.
Part of the Burnout collection, it captures that perfectly burnt-out spirit where ambition took a sabbatical and survival became the new hustle.
Why This T-Shirt Works
- For those mastering the art of looking busy while mentally checked out
- Turns your chronic corporate fatigue into a shared badge of honor
- Ideal for anyone who knows thriving is a luxury, not a requirement
- Because sometimes, surviving is the strongest move you can make
Use code FIRSTGRIND at checkout for 20% off your first order. Because surviving another quarter deserves a reward.
Corporate Grind. Own your survival, not your thriving.
Details
- Soft-feel unisex tee that is comfortable enough for long workdays and lazy weekends
- Mid-weight fabric, ideal for layering under hoodies or blazers
- Unisex fit, generally true to size; choose one size up for a looser, slouchy feel
- Clean print designed to keep its look with the right care
Care
- Machine wash cold, inside out with like colors
- Tumble dry low or hang dry
- Do not iron directly on the printed area
Shipping & Returns (Executive Summary)
- Each shirt is printed on demand and usually enters production within 2-3 business days
- Most US orders arrive in 3-8 business days after they ship (international orders can take longer)
- If your order shows up damaged, misprinted, or not what you ordered, email us within 7 days and we will review and resolve it according to our Return & Refund Policy
- Because everything is made to order, we generally do not accept returns for change of mind or wrong size, so please double-check the size guide before purchasing
You can find full details in our Shipping Policy and Return & Refund Policy in the site footer.
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Product Information
- Premium quality print
- Vibrant, long-lasting colors
- DTG printed in USA
- Perfect for office rebels
Material
- 100% ring-spun cotton
- Soft, breathable fabric
- Pre-shrunk for consistent fit
Care Instructions
- Machine wash cold, inside out
- Tumble dry low
- Do not bleach
- Iron on reverse if needed
Unisex relaxed fit. True to size. Gildan Softstyle 64000.
Between sizes? We recommend sizing up for optimal comfort.
- Order today — arrives in 5–8 business days
- Free shipping on orders over $50
- Ships from USA
- Tracking provided via email
Made-to-order. Please allow 2-3 business days for production.
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