We're Investing In AI (By Firing You) | Corporate Grind Tee

We are Investing In AI (By Firing You)

We are Investing In AI (By Firing You) nails that quiet moment when the company announces a “strategic pivot” and your job description gets replaced by a robot’s resume. You see it coming, but the irony still stings like cold coffee on a Monday morning.

Somewhere in a windowless conference room, your manager is nodding seriously while the executives gush about automation improving “efficiency” and “scalability.” Meanwhile, you update your LinkedIn status to “seeking new opportunities” with the enthusiasm of someone who just watched their cubicle turn into a charging station for AI bots. It is not personal; it is just business, except it feels very personal.

Part of the Ai Friend Or Foe collection, this shirt is for those who have survived the first wave of digital disruption and lived to tell the tale, sarcastically honoring the AI revolution replacing their paycheck.

Why This T-Shirt Works

• The perfect armor for the next round of layoffs disguised as “innovation.”
• Provides a dry laugh when explaining your sudden career change at parties.
• Ideal for the passive rebel who embraces self-deprecating humor and corporate absurdity.
• Wearing it is like telling your former boss, “Thank you for investing in my unemployment.”

Use code FIRSTGRIND at checkout for 20% off your first order. Because surviving another quarter deserves a reward.

Corporate Grind. Here is to outsmarting the robots, one sarcastic tee at a time.

Details

• Soft-feel unisex tee that is comfortable enough for long workdays and lazy weekends
• Mid-weight fabric, ideal for layering under hoodies or blazers
• Unisex fit, generally true to size; choose one size up for a looser, slouchy feel
• Clean print designed to keep its look with the right care

Care

• Machine wash cold, inside out with like colors
• Tumble dry low or hang dry
• Do not iron directly on the printed area

Shipping & Returns (Executive Summary)

• Each shirt is printed on demand and usually enters production within 2-3 business days
• Most US orders arrive in 3-8 business days after they ship (international orders can take longer)
• If your order shows up damaged, misprinted, or not what you ordered, email us within 7 days and we will review and resolve it according to our Return & Refund Policy
• Because everything is made to order, we generally do not accept returns for change of mind or wrong size, so please double-check the size guide before purchasing

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